Is Cher trying the Burlesque look while Christina goes glam?

OMG, I love Cher SO much - ridiculous amounts - but she will 100% end up in ALL the 'What Was She Thinking/Wearing' columns with her outfit from last night's Burlesque premier. Why oh why Cher??

We know it's Burlesque, but you don't need to try it yourself. Leave it to the professionals, like Dita or Immodesty. To be honest, and I hate saying this, but this outfit is a teeny bit too Madonna - i.e. MUCH to young for you. We like seeing you in something longer. By all means, keep your quirky style, but don't be showing too much flesh both ends.

Especially when Christina looked gorgeous in her emerald Elie Saab frock. Cher love, are you green with envy?

DON'T do it again. Coz I do love you. A lot. (and I can't WAIT to see the film!)

*Jane Fonda looking FABULOUS!*

*Kathy Griffin in a chic LBD*

*Khloe and the Jenner sisters - loving all their outfits!*

*OMGorgeous... don't know who he is, but I want to!*

Dita goes all Crazy Horse on us

To me, Dita von Teese personifies feminine elegance and oozes curvaceous sex appeal, especially in this outfit at the opening night of her Parisian burlesque show Crazy Horse in Las Vegas.

She's the only burlesque star for me. Her style is unique to her and her body, she knows EXACTLY what looks good, where to accentuate and how to work it - and she has 'it', whatever it is, in bucket loads. She is the epitome of amaze.

Here she is, a vision in rouge, for the opening night at the MGM in Las Vegas. The Crazy Horse show stars Dita in all her fabulous glory equipped, as usual, with nipple tassels, millions of sequins, sexy dancers galore and a waist that is so cinched it leaves me, let alone her, a little breathless.

Isn't her skin just divine? Like a porcelain doll? It looks to me like it has been sprayed on with one of those super spray on foundation machines. And she does red like no other star.

J'adore Deets.

Check out a little sneak peak of the show below: