Water water everywhere, not a DROP to drink!

Why oh why did I do it to myself? Why did I voluntarily put myself through it? Why did I agree to go into the Christian Louboutin offices???? I knew it would leave me a little breathless, and it did! God knows what the people working there must of thought of a 6 foot 2 man completely speechless by a rack of shoes. I blame it on those damn red soles.

Fresh from blogging about the high-top trainers yesterday, I dropped in to see what was new and fabulous (I know I know, I can hear you screaming: "ALL of the stuff is fabulous") and stumbled across these ridiculously insane beauties!

Introducing the Freddy J Man Spikes - the Michael Jackson inspired shoe from the French heel master. Now us boys can get a slice of the magic too, and at just £955, who's complaining?!

I want I want I want.