The Kim Kardashian diaries: Piers Morgan and Blonde bombshell

I hope you're not bored of my Kim Kardashian coverage, because personally I could look at her all day (and that's saying something!!). I know, I know, I just out-gayed myself yet again.

Last night Kim took Piers Morgan out on the town. You'd be forgiven for thinking they were at a massive event, it was merely to celebrate the fact that she had been on Donald Trump's Apprentice! Well, actually, it was her perfume, KK, that appeared on the show. An event for a perfume. It's SO Kim Kardashian! But didn't she look utterly gorge in her high-necked dress? As usual, her killer curves were on show - she really should start a Curve School to teach women how to dress accordingly.

Also, this is Kim. Yes, it's really her. She went blonde in an advert for the Kardashian's new range of bikinis, and doesn't she look so sci-fi-terrific? Inspired by the amazing Jane Fonda in the 1960s flick Barbarella, all three K sisters went peroxide for the ad.

Kim Kardashian and her two K sisters launch Dash NYC

Unless you've been chained to a lamp post in the middle of Narnia for the past year or so, you'll know exactly who the Kardashians are. Famed equally for their looks as they are for their wardrobes and, oh yeah, their reality TV show, the three vampy sisters - namely Kourtney, Khloe and Kim - were out en force last night for their New York store opening of DASH, their clothing boutique.

I've loved Kim for a while now. If you had asked me a few months ago what she did, I couldn't have told you. But, thanks to the Daily Mail, I can now reveal, even if you aren't a fan, that the curvy, gorgeous sociallite can earn up to $50,000 JUST by sending a tweet to her millions of followers. Like it or not, she's quite a gal! And didn't she look AMAZE last night?

Never one to shy away from showing off her curves, Kim stepped out in a cute sparkly number that ticked all the boxes: just short/long enough, just enough sparkle, just enough flesh on show and UBER-SCULPTING.

Actually all three sisters looked curvely (my new word mixing 'curvy' and 'lovely') in their LBOs (Little Black Outfits - Kourtney chose a skirt and jacekt combo). I'm just such a fan! What do you think??

OMGILOVEYOUKIM - there, I said it! (WARNING - Camp Value - HIGH)

I've tweeted before about the very ambiguous career of Kim Kardashian, you see I didn't watch her reality TV show OR see her sex tape (both prerequisites for being famous these days!), so as far as I'm concerned she's this gorgeous creature who roams LA being papped with bags and bags of shopping. BUT I've actually just googled her and Wikipedia states that she is an "American celebutante, socialite, television personality, producer, actress, and model. She is widely known for her role on the E!reality series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and a sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J". So thanks Wikipedia, now I know.

So I've never seen her (pretend to) act or present anything on TV, but to look at her don't you think she's utterly mesmerising? I know that's quite dramatic, and of course there are those in the public eye who are seriously gorgeous (Jolie, Fox et al), but with Kim I think it's how she holds her self. I feel I can comment on this one seeing as I am completely objective about her - my love for her is based purely (shallow, I know) on her looks.

In a lot of what I've read about Kim there are mentions of her curves, which really is my main point. Being an advocate for all things curvy myself, I think Kim flies the flag high and proud for all those curvaceous lovelies out there. Her wardrobe consists of figure-flattering amazingness, accessories to accentuate and heels that elongate. She really does know how to dress for her shape. DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME. Take note. She REALLY does. I don't think I've ever seen her on an off-fashion day.

Body con or floaty, big shoulders or jeans, Kim knows what she's doing.

Even if I still have really no idea what you do Kim Kardash, I love ya!

Randy Jackson makes me smile at the Fifi Awards

Having a browse through the picture libraries as I like to do of a morning, I came across the adorably cute Randy Jackson at last night's Fragrance Foundation Fifi Awards. I actually had no idea what they were, but have now found out they are actually a BIG deal in the world of fragrance - they honour talented perfumers for their contribution to the 'good' smells we're so lucky to sniff everyday (Hermes Terre D'Hermes is my all time fav at the moment!).

I LOVE what Randy's wearing. He's definitely my week's best dressed. His outfit just shows a bit of daring statement dressing what with the fun yellow gingham shirt and polka dot tie teamed with a good suit and gold shoes! Randy you're my hero!

The other big winner for me of the night was Kim Kardashian. I have NO idea what she does, not a clue (anyone fill me in?), but I do know that her curves are all in the right places and she does always look hot. However, last night Kim took the 'no make up' approach and let her amaze gown do all the talking. Don't you think she looks refreshingly gorgeous without the slap? I know I do! And what about that black metallic number? Gorge Kim!